Category: Joke Board
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then,
after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time;
and then hot and sweaty after the second time.
Do you know why?'
'Oh, that crazy old fart!' she replied.
'That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.
Bitches! Can never keep a man satisfied. The poor guy.
rofl, thats funny.
lol, good one!
God, twice a year? Lucky bastard!
lmfao, nice one Becky.
I just want to say thanks for posting all these jokes, I love to read them. wear do you useually find them?
Friends e-mail most of them to me. I used to get all kinds of funny lists which you can find if you go down several pages on the jokes board. But the website where I got them from has closed down. Thanks for saying you like my jokes. I'll keep posting as long as people view them.
Wow. Poor old dude.